WHEN YOU'RE OVER SEVENTY....WHO CARES?

Sure to offend some but, hey..........

I was talking to a young woman in the Legion last night. 

She said "If you lost a few pounds, had a hair cut and

cleaned yourself up, you'd look all right."

I said "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you."

Cost me a fat lip - but, hey...

when you're over seventy.....who cares?

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I got caught taking a pee in the swimming pool today.

The lifeguard shouted at me so loud I nearly fell in!

But hey...when you're over seventy.....who cares?

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M.C. Newberry

Wed 2nd Sep 2020 14:02

Thanks for the comments, one and all - and for the "likes".
There could be a "part 2" to come. Let's retain the right to offend
and encourage a laugh, "guilty" or otherwise!
Too much navel-gazing, that's the trouble these days. 😉

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John Coopey

Tue 1st Sep 2020 23:15

We've earned the right to be curmudgeonly, MC.

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raypool

Tue 1st Sep 2020 22:21

Join the club - boo - boom!!

Ray

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Brian Maryon

Tue 1st Sep 2020 15:49

Carry on continuing not to care Mark...it's the privilege of age.

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Kate G

Tue 1st Sep 2020 12:47

Ha, ha, made me chuckle M. C.

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