Sure to offend some but, hey..........

I was talking to a young woman in the Legion last night. 

She said "If you lost a few pounds, had a hair cut and

cleaned yourself up, you'd look all right."

I said "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you."

Cost me a fat lip - but, hey...

when you're over seventy.....who cares?

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I got caught taking a pee in the swimming pool today.

The lifeguard shouted at me so loud I nearly fell in!

But hey...when you're over seventy.....who cares?

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