Touron: A tourist who just happens to be a complete moron.

Relating to my previous post about the The Tourons trip to Bournemouth Beach.

 

It is the luck of the draw, which seat to choose

Select your own or take a gamble, win or lose

There is no way of knowing who you will meet

Who will be the traveller seated in the next seat

 

It seems “The Tourons” I wrote about back in May

Decided to take a trip to Turkey for their holiday

Ignorant fools shouting abuse all over the place

Outrageous behaviour, an embarrassing disgrace

 

Passengers found “The Tourons” quite distressing

The Cabin Crew were not for taking any messing

On landing, instructed, in our seats we must stay

Not allowed to disembark and start our holiday

 

Turkish Police came to take “The Tourons” away

“The Tourons” liked the attention and the affray

Shouting and swearing she slaps him across the face

“The Tourons” are an embarrassment to the human race

 

I hope "The Tourons" return home on different flight

I would not like to witness a repeat of their fight

It is the luck of the draw, which seat we choose

Next time we take the gamble, will we win or lose