It is so embarrassing

when on a web site

it asks for your age

and when you click on it

your year of birth does not come up

does not even appear

and then you have to scroll

all the way to the bottom

to find your particular year

it's shameful

and discriminatory

why isn't someone

concerned about that?

it's Senior discrimination

it's making fun of old people

it should not be permitted

my feelings are hurt

and I feel bad

my psyche has been wounded

I have been humiliated

in front of the internet

I need someone to come hold my hand

and give me a cookie.