All poems are copyright

of the originating author

who stole them from

some other unsuspecting poet.

Permission must be obtained before

using or performing other's poems.

(Like someone would actually want to).

Most of my poems are not worth stealing.

If you would just ask

I would give them to you for free.

I'm trying to get rid of them

as they are taking up space in my head

and serve no useful purpose.