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The Visionary

In the days of yore and

Specsavers you went to

Opticians with myopia but

No more silly squinting or annoying

Puffs of air, now

You put your wife and

Kid in the car for a sixty-mile

Road test so

Dispensing with my glasses and

Wearing a blindfold I set off I

Knocked down two old ladies killed a

German shepherd and pranged a brand-new

Porsche Cayenne but it did the trick and I

Got home safely, of course its just as I thought a

Diagnosis of chronic tunnel vision but with these new

Blinkers I'll soon have eyes in the

Back of my head

 

 

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jennifer Malden

Thu 28th May 2020 20:03

Really funny! Enjoyed this

Jennifer

Philipos

Wed 27th May 2020 17:56

Blinking 'eck Simon - sounds like a comedy of errors - mind you if planes can be flown remotely, I'll let someone else have my turn in the queue for that experience. ?

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