OWED TO SPAM

 

 

You can fry it

if you want to

but it still don't taste

like ham

 

Can't forget

the very taste of it

the revolting thing

called Spam

 

It's not animal

or vegetable

who knows what

is in that can

 

But once you've had

a slice of it

the aftertaste is

owed to Spam!

 

 

◄ Old Man

Morning Rush ►

Comments

MortimerBlooming

Mon 18th May 2020 17:30

Comedy and Rhyme together, is there anything better? Well to put it simply...No!

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M.C. Newberry

Mon 18th May 2020 14:58

Beg to differ.
In my view Spam is much maligned.
OK - it might not be refined
(Unless you're chemically inclined)
But I admit that I like Spam
Maybe odd is what I am?
Spam and mash and baked beans too
I could eat it every day - and do!
No - that's artistic licence I confess
But I like Spam far more than "less"!
Am I just an old style "ham"
For pleading guilty to loving Spam?
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