You can fry it
if you want to
but it still don't taste
like ham
Can't forget
the very taste of it
the revolting thing
called Spam
It's not animal
or vegetable
who knows what
is in that can
But once you've had
a slice of it
the aftertaste is
owed to Spam!
Beg to differ.
In my view Spam is much maligned.
OK - it might not be refined
(Unless you're chemically inclined)
But I admit that I like Spam
Maybe odd is what I am?
Spam and mash and baked beans too
I could eat it every day - and do!
No - that's artistic licence I confess
But I like Spam far more than "less"!
Am I just an old style "ham"
For pleading guilty to loving Spam?
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MortimerBlooming
Mon 18th May 2020 17:30
Comedy and Rhyme together, is there anything better? Well to put it simply...No!