(I fear I will be taken out by the Illuminuminatti for posting this)

It’s all here on Facebook – something new

One more barmpot theory made for you;

Read all about the conspiracy

The virus Corona’s been caused by 5G

The story world leaders are plying are just packs of lies

I’ve read it on Facebook it starts when you eat Wigan pies

Then growing inside you, unsportsmanlike

I know this is true I’ve been told by that David Icke

Then Martians and Yetis and Nessie get in on the act

There’s only a handful of theorists know this for a fact

Its formula stolen by parrots that lived by the sea

(Or was it pirates, I’m not sure) but it’s caused by 5G.