Mother superior spent a long time in the shower,

One of the nuns said,"There's a blind man to see you,he's been here for an hour."

"Well if he's a blind man it doesn't really matter,

Send him up and we can have a natter."

 

She got out of the shower in her birthday suit,

The blind man shocked and embarassed went quite mute.

She spoke to him for about ten minutes or more,

He couldn't get a word in edgewise,she was such a bore.

The blind man stuttered,"Put your clothes on maam if you don't mind,

And show me where you want me to fit the new blind!"