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Updated: Mon, 7 Jan 2019 03:21 pm

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Socialist, Aston Villa supporter, faithful husband. Life's been a disappointment.

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Jeremiad I used to think I was my own worst enemy and so did many of my friends. But I wanted to find out for sure. So I kept a diary: a record of faces and names, fluctuations in pulse, blood pressure, respiration, frequency of swearing and kicking the cat. You get the picture. Turns out I was wrong. My worst enemy is Jeremy Kyle. I only made 4th place. I grabbed 3rd on the death of Jeremy Beadle but I’d have to do something really stupid to overtake Jeremy Clarkson.

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d.knape

Wed 4th Sep 2019 02:55


the Jewish state is the ONLY Democracy
in the Middle East.
All the other country's are run by dictators, kings, or religious fanatics.
I'm on the side of Democracy.

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Don Matthews

Tue 3rd Sep 2019 10:12

Jeremiad - clever....

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