Heaven help me

If I believed in that sort of thing

But alas all

That seems real is death and glue and gin

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It's the peoples opiate of choice

Mozilla Firefox, Safari, Chrome

Where one cannot hate or love but 'like'

And relationships are just a game

(Level up)

Can't help but think it's a fucking shame

That the greatest library in all the world

Is no more than a church for the sort

Of vacuous arse I took the piss

Out of at school. Well they're winning now.

But the intern...

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'Git tae fuck!"

The auld drunk said

As he swigged back the Tennent's

So I went

Back on my way

As the sun began to set

Now I think

Of the auld drunk

From time to time in passing

I care not if I grow old

Still less to be a drunkard

But to be too bitter

Or too afraid

Should I have one

To tell my tale

To the bent and weary faces

Of those w...

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In a dull old place a dead old face

Reads the regional news

Tells you it'd be better

If it weren't for the weather

And the Pakis and the Jews

You're bored to tears with your rent arrears

And general lack of money

Though when you asked for a job

Some greasy old slob

Said there's no work round here sonny

Well you take a drag at a badly rolled fag

And try to...

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