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Desist from your rave and your rant,
But indulge in hypocrisy and cant.
Dead Yemenis are boring,
Europeans, alluring.
Oh look, there’s a rather large elephant!
Thursday 24th August 2023 6:30 am
Screwed!
But sir, it wasn’t us, that’s so unfair!
We’ve only been in power for thirteen years,
It was those nasty Europeans, there,
Made of Britannia such a great pig’s ear.
It wasn't Hunt spelled with a C who wrote
That pamphlet saying “Kill the NHS”,
It was those forinners in small rubber boats,
That made the UK an omnishambolic mess.
Oh look at that, a dead cat in the street!
...Wednesday 22nd March 2023 7:21 pm
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