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Screwed!
But sir, it wasn’t us, that’s so unfair!
We’ve only been in power for thirteen years,
It was those nasty Europeans, there,
Made of Britannia such a great pig’s ear.
It wasn't Hunt spelled with a C who wrote
That pamphlet saying “Kill the NHS”,
It was those forinners in small rubber boats,
That made the UK an omnishambolic mess.
Oh look at that, a dead cat in the street!
...Wednesday 22nd March 2023 7:21 pm
Etonian Gaslighters
But sir, it wasn’t us, it’s so unfair,
We’ve only been in power for nigh twelve years,
It was our friend le Putain, over there,
Made of the NHS such great pig’s ears.
It wasn’t Hunt spelled with a C who wrote
That pamphlet saying “Kill the NHS”,
It’s old gits, and those refugees afloat,
It’s them that’s got the UK in distress.
Oh look at that, a dead cat in th...
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