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WATERWISH
Sex in a rowing boat
is something i've never tried,
even though
a couple of oars
are generally supplied.
Monday 10th October 2016 4:48 pm
I DREAMED OF KIM KARDASHIAN
I dreamed of Kim Kardashian
just the other day.
I dreamed that she had cellulite
and her hair was going grey.
I thought : she's just the one for me
we seemed to click and we talked
about the weather in Sowerby
and the cost of running a cat.
I escorted her to a burger van
we had a roll and coffee.
I thought she would have expected more
like champagne and banoff...
Tuesday 21st July 2015 8:22 pm
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