Green
GREEN
First date.
Instant spark.
Called you
obscenity as
term endearment.
‘Don’t shag,
first date’,
you said.
You let
that kiss
turn snog
linger linger
longer than
any shag
I’d had.
Invite you
to my
shows. You
come. I
act dumb
around you.
Like you
just some
bloke I
know. All
I wanted
was you.
Everybody el...
Thursday 18th April 2024 8:03 pm
The Tale of Aunty Rose
‘A right piece of work’, so the story goes
that’s what Mum said or the truth she chose
about Mrs Jeffreys of Tunbridge Wells
Mum’s great aunty, her Aunty Rose
Despite her rather dowdy clothes
and crooked teeth and her wonky nose
My great great aunty, Aunty Rose
looked rather sweet in old photos
Like parents, both tight so and so’s
My great great aunty, A...
Tuesday 9th April 2024 10:27 am
DON'T LOOK YOURSELF (new version)
Don’t lock yourself!
Don’t lock yourself!
Don’t lock yourself!
Don’t lock yourself!
The lock is broken!
Don’t mock yourself!
Don’t knock yourself!
Shake up yourself!
Wake up yourself!
Wake the unwoken!
Don’t lock yourself!
Unblock yourself!
Unlock yourself
and shock yourself!
Speak,be outspoken!
Thursday 4th April 2024 1:01 pm
JEREMY HUNT
JEREMY HUNT
MY DATE IS OUT THE FRONT
MY DATE IS OUT THE FRONT
I’M GONNA TAKE A PUNT
I’M GONNA TAKE A PUNT
I’M GONNA TAKE A PUNT
I’M GONNA TAKE A PUNT
CALL HIM RIGHT JEREMY HUNT
CALL HIM RIGHT JEREMY HUNT
CALLED HIM A JEREMY HUNT
CALLED HIM A JEREMY HUNT
WAS OUR DATE UP THE SHUNT?
WAS OUR DATE UP THE SHUNT?
WAS OUR DATE UP THE SHUNT?
WAS...
Thursday 4th April 2024 12:46 pm
BEAST
BEAST
There’s a beast in me, it’s lurking
It don’t make any sense
He comes out when I least expect it
He’s watching through the fence
The beast brings out this side of me
that likes to cause offence
I tried to beat him out of me
but the beast is too intense
There’s a beast in me, he’s lurking
His beat is so immense
Tried hard to make amens with him
but can...
Tuesday 2nd April 2024 11:04 am
The Reckless Homosexual
For the unreciprocated,
the obsessive,
the infatuated,
and the envious,
a late night lament for the reckless homosexual.
Only in the calm of the night
and the quiet of an alone bed
at midnight, can I write this
only now, twenty years on.
Only under flickering screen
in the cold light of night, with memories for company,
now I see it, plain as day.
...
Sunday 31st March 2024 11:41 am
Little Seeds, Big Dreams
Sunflowers perfume, eau de toilette
Mum’s favourite by Elizabeth Arden
When I catch its scent, the memory I get
is embarrassment in my mate’s garden
In the Eighties, we both lived in rural Kent,
just outside the village of Marden
I once caught him gardening in the nude,
my good mate Gary Barden
Little seeds in me had been sewn by he
I said ‘Ooh, I beg your pardon’
...Thursday 28th March 2024 3:50 pm
Winston Churchill’s Prostate
WINSTON CHURCHILL’S PROSTATE
Mum worked as a legal secretary and known throughout the land
for her impressive skills in the art of SHWPM
That’s the rate of words per minute you can write shorthand
As a child I’d find Mum’s notes around the home wrote in way I could not understand
All squiggles and doodles and funny letters weirdly written full stops and ampersand
S...
Sunday 24th March 2024 8:36 pm
Sun in My Eyes
Sun in my eyes
Warmth on my face
It’s a surprisingly warm day for March
I’m on the beach at Clacton
Mum is on a cruise around the Med with Aunty Jan
They are on the top deck
sipping Malibu and coke
Topping up their tan
Sun in their eyes
That’s what I tell myself
Everytime I get the sun in my eyes
I think of Mum
From that photo of her
before s...
Monday 18th March 2024 4:51 pm
The Tree Man (with video poem)
https://youtu.be/moEx8wdf80Q
It’s early Summer
Dad is out the back again
Gardening in between cricket from the Ashes
If it’s not football, it’s the cricket
He’s digging a hole to plant a bush
Not digging where squirrels stash their Winter food
It’s now mid Winter
Dad is out the back again
Squirrels feast on nuts and berries
He’s digging a hole to bury ashes
...Saturday 16th March 2024 1:39 pm
Look In The Fridge (for Sarah)
https://youtu.be/RBtG8fBmjrI
If you can’t find what you’re looking for
If you can’t find what you’re looking for
If you can’t find what you’re looking for
Why don’t you look in the fridge?
If you can’t find the cheese that you’re looking for
If you can’t find the keys that you’re looking for
Or the birds and the bees that you’re looking for
Listen please, look in ...
Friday 23rd February 2024 11:55 am
Tube Stairs
Oh God, I hate these station stairs
Anticipate my mind despairs
Commuters looking everywheres
Like I’m the weight of fifty bears
Go down with mates in twos and pairs
Push past the mums with their pushchairs
Or overtake me if you dares
Exaggerate but so unfairs
They escalate all kind of glares
Downstairs I go and want to swears
Tip toe and slow but still what flare...
Saturday 3rd February 2024 3:36 pm
Himbo Jimbo
Himbo himbo, do you know the lingo?
Gay man slang for gay male bimbo
Himbo himbo, have you got the lingo"
His name’s James but he’s ‘Himbo Jimbo’
Himbo Jimbo whilst he’s reading Rimbaud
trying to look smart with his legs apart akimbo
Himbo Jimbo, so you’re not in limbo
Shiny decorations looking shit just after Chrimbo
Himbo Jimbo, name’s got quite a ringo
Say...
Friday 2nd February 2024 7:07 pm
STD
You gave me an STD
So said the nurse in the pharmacy
You gave me an STD
Her proctoscope up inside of me
You gave me an STD
Sitting on the throne like His Majesty
You gave me an STD
So said the bloke on the BBC
You gave me an STD
Sitting on your throne on your lavatory
You gave me an STD
Sitting out the back on your balcony
You gave me an STD
So s...
Tuesday 30th January 2024 1:58 pm
Who Framed Rufus
In me and Alex’s bedroom, an emergency summit
for a group of bears to discuss an eventual whodunnit
In attendance are teddies, the soft-type cuddly toy
Many like Angus and Sooty, I’ve had since I was a boy
Chief Bear Ted begins, ‘We are here to discuss today
what must be done to keep Rufus away
He comes into our bedroom
We’re shoved in cupboard or drawer
to keep us out of...
Tuesday 30th January 2024 9:35 am
see me.
see me
learn me
write me
join my letters up.
headline
sideline
suffix
crucify the fix.
adverb
advent
address
advert of a dress.
letter
second
stamp
authoritative clunk!
article
artichoke
artist
antichrist in the antichoke.
icky-sticky
print me
in icky-sicky absolute.
catchphrase
paraphras...
Monday 29th January 2024 6:06 pm
The Hare and the Tortoise
The owl and the pussycat, the porpoise and bear
The fox and hound, the tortoise and hare
One day in the Spring in the open air
In the pool for a swim went the tortoise and hare
Said the tortoise to hare, ‘I really must ask',
As the hare took a break from swimming on past
‘In case you are blind or simply can’t read
Each lane has a name correct for its speed’
Thought ...
Wednesday 29th November 2023 12:46 pm
Chariots
Sunday nights in the early Noughties, London’s White Swan on my own
Then back to the place of the guy I’d pulled but most times leave alone
Famous for its amateur strip, lads getting out their bum
But most gay guys wanted meat in their eyes, the only reason why they’d come
This one night after last orders and needed bad to feel
Something more than drunk and heartbroke cos it h...
Monday 18th September 2023 4:34 pm
Periscope
Climb aboard this Green Line bus to Windsor
Great Grandad is at the wheel
He drove the same bus every day in the 1940s and 50s
Smog and cityscape gradually replacing the Kent and Sussex countryside
Walked home alone at 1am from where he left his bus at Woodbury Park Road in Tunbridge Wells
only to return a few hours later to begin the day’s service
There and back, there and ...
Saturday 12th August 2023 9:49 am
Proper Shave
‘Your usual?, asks Giorgio
as he sprays water over my hair
and adjusts the chair so my head is in correct relation to the mirror
whilst he attaches a black drape over my front to catch the residue
My usual? I’ve had it all and never usually the same style in a row
Straight back and sides
Crew cut
Curtains
Number one all over
Never coloured or dyed
Except when I tried ...
Wednesday 9th August 2023 8:38 pm
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