He parades as a patriot
His true nature concealed
His breast is heavy laden
He would have you believe
Great deeds (he claims) are his legacy
In the service of his country
All else is fake news

Behind the flag, a parasite
His tax returns concealed
He is the truest of men
He would have you believe
Great have been his tax contributions
Swelling the lifeblood of the nation
All else is f...

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Picture yourself in a suit or a frock
Meandering down Piccadilly Docks
Incongruous ankles may easily shock
Unthinkable is a world without socks

Seven pairs of socks are all a man needs
To colour his whims and play fashion’s lead
Imagine the colours of daring deed
Defining your ankles with lines of speed

In winter, spring, summer and autumn sun
Made glorious for occasions to run
An es...

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