I am a unicorn

With a tiny horn

And I have come to save the day

Hooray!

I like to poo,

Cause I am small as a shrew.

And I like to scream

 Cause I am white as cream.

I have a duty to protect Tuty-Fruity

From all the doom

That can come from mushroom

Cause broccoli told it that fruit must die

Cause broccoli sucks like a stinky old fly

And that’s why

I am a un...

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