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Jeopardy

Jeopardy 
 
Standing there silently
Just having a wee
Staring at the wall
‘Cos there's nothing to see
 
Just wiggling it about
To alter the stream
Peace and tranquility
Is not what it seems
 
There’s ying and yang 
And other forces at play
The imps are at work
Set to ruin your day
 
It starts at that moment
When the bladders half empty
Half ...

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Pringles' Bladder

Pringles' Bladder
 
You know what it's like 
Enjoying a beer
The company of mates
Cracking atmosphere
 
It's a great first pint
You knock it back
And get another in
Whilst enjoying the craic
 
The drinks just flow
As the night goes on
Round after round
Has been and gone
 
But your bladder is filling
With the fifth drink
But a trip to the toi...

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