'A clown car on fire running at full speed into a warehouse full of fireworks' 
- Stephanie Grisham (former Trump aide) on the Trump  administration

Welcome to Bojo's Crazy Clown Show
Roll up and smoke a BIG crack spliff
It's Bojo's Crazy Clown Show
Inhale and catch his drift

It's Bojo's Crazy Clown Show
Might go on for a few more years
At Bojo's Crazy Clown Show
The laughter's tu...

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The liar: lying: unblinking
Endemic corruption stinking
This country's slowly sinking
Am I alone in thinking?

Spoons nation increase the drinking
Man-made shackles clinking
Unfunny joker winking
Am I alone in thinking?

Of the truth there is no inkling
Brexit "Great Britain" shrinking
The one-eyed man is him: King
Am I alone in thinking?

Of more than the economy
Of others worse o...

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Your local pub got shut down
You didn't go elsewhere
The world - it started shrinking
We thought you'd disappeared

Your local got closed down
You'd never go elsewhere

Meet up at the meat raffle

Familiar faces everywhere

You went out to work
To do the shop
You sometimes went to Weatherspoons
Finished off with a kebab

You read the Spoons magazine
The "UK's most popular po...

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