'A clown car on fire running at full speed into a warehouse full of fireworks' 
- Stephanie Grisham (former Trump aide) on the Trump  administration

Welcome to Bojo's Crazy Clown Show
Roll up and smoke a BIG crack spliff
It's Bojo's Crazy Clown Show
Inhale and catch his drift

It's Bojo's Crazy Clown Show
Might go on for a few more years
At Bojo's Crazy Clown Show
The laughter's turned to tears

At Bojo's Crazy Clown Show
There's rib-tickling fun and tricks
In this Winter of Comedy Content
Time to stock up on candlesticks

At Bojo's Crazy Clown Show
A flaming car can roll in at top speed
Watch out for the explosives storeroom!
What happens next is not guaranteed

It's Bojo's Crazy Clown Show
We can make this whole circus disappear in a cloud of smoke
At Bojo's Crazy Clown Show
It's funny (peculiar) and getting beyond a joke

It's Bojo's Crazy Clown Show
He's Green (mostly around the gills)
The entertainment goes on down the decades
Where did I put those happy pills?

At Bojo's Crazy Clown Show
It's Red Nose Day every (Red Nose) day
Pals n' donors need to give so he can just luxury live
That's the price we've got to pay

At Bojo's Crazy Clown Show
Philippe Gaulier's gone back to bed
The show must go on and on and on and on
A clown's in charge of nuclear warheads