You think “Reality TV” is dross?

Entertaining us by gilding turds?

Well, you should see the stuff dealt by our boss:

Who’s known for keeping to his every word,

He believes in “Work Will Set You Free”,

The lads invested in that new great Tool,

They’ve all got jobs now, down beside the sea,

They’re busy grouting tiles on Kier’s new pool,

“Brickies needed now, to build a Plaza”,

The message read: that’s how they’ll rebuild Gaza.