Billy's Problem LMS

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Billy's Problem


(First seen in the Like-Minders Society Theme Park Rollercoaster Stop 'Propper Spelling School')


Billy's with us here today

Troubled with a plight

He doesn't quite know what to say

Does he bite or byte ?


When his tongue and teeth connect

(Cos teeth not lined up right)

Does he say “shit!, ouch, I bite”

Or “shit! and ouch, I byte ?”



It doesn't matter Billy. Shit, ouch I byte is fine.

Shakespeare spelt the same word in different ways

for no apparent reason


Don Matthews December 2019




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Don Matthews

Wed 26th Feb 2020 07:48

Thankyou Do for being sympathetic to Biily's problem

It's nice to know Willy had the same problem as Billy



Tue 25th Feb 2020 15:40

Pear shake......sounds cool guy!!

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Don Matthews

Tue 25th Feb 2020 13:00

Shakespeare spelled “alley”, “allie” and “allye” in the same line....


Tue 25th Feb 2020 11:09

Billy got a problem
It sounds rite
First go right
And then write

Will this help build vocabulary
It is strait, straight or strate.
Could do a bit of searching
Then you can build a gate, gait or a gaite.

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Don Matthews

Tue 25th Feb 2020 07:34

For further information on joining LMS contact our Leader (and Rollercoaster Driver - Learners Permit Grade 1) I believe a number have already received personal invitations

Lucy L (Head of Publicity)

Thalia (Secretary, Meeting Bellringer, Rollercoaster Barlady)

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