An underwater house

In an underwater world

With underwater guys

And underwater girls

In a subterranean

homesick land

Where mermaids

take you by the hand

Their bodies gyrating

to water music

With a strong backbeat

you can shake your booty

Some of those maids 

are raunchy fish

But not in it

for the money

If you get my drift

So if you fancy copping off

With a girl with a tail

Who has long blond hair

and an oily scale

Grab your wetsuit 

and diving gear

An oxygen tank

and come and live

down here

And if you promise

not to take advantage 

You can be just like

The man from Atlantis

The Urban Poet 2020