A tight fit


A gorgeous  girl was walking down the street,

The kind of girl Jake was dying to meet.

She had a voluptuous figure and wore skin tight tights,

The passion from Jake's eyes into his body alights.


"I have never seen anyone wearing such figure hugging- clothes,

How can anyone ever get into anything as tight as those?"

"Well,"replied the girl,"let me have a think,

Why don't you start by buying me a drink?"


◄ A tribute to Caroline Flack

A balance check ►


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Sun 23rd Feb 2020 18:57

Tell that to Nora Batty!😂

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Ruth O'Reilly

Fri 21st Feb 2020 19:43

All tights have to be skin tight or else they just don't look right 😂

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