A tight fit
A gorgeous girl was walking down the street,
The kind of girl Jake was dying to meet.
She had a voluptuous figure and wore skin tight tights,
The passion from Jake's eyes into his body alights.
"I have never seen anyone wearing such figure hugging- clothes,
How can anyone ever get into anything as tight as those?"
"Well,"replied the girl,"let me have a think,
Why don't you start by buying me a drink?"