Maybe I'm Crazy, Maybe I'm Not

 

Maybe I'm crazy

Maybe I'm not

Maybe I'm writing

Just silly old twat

 

Talk about confusing

For twat we say twot

Queen's English? damn silly

Methinks tommy rot

 

How can a poor poet

Like me write good verse

With tommy rot English

To rhyme, to converse?

 

I'm trying real hard

Poetizing (not lazy)

But damn Queenie's English

Is driving me crazy

 

I'm getting all twisted

Tied up in a knot

Cos knot should be not

(I think I'll boycott)

 

So maybe I'm crazy

Or maybe I'm not

Maybe there's genius

Somewhere I forgot?.....

 

“There is no great genius without some touch of madness” (Aristotle)

 

Don Matthews August 2019