How to survive the apocalypse
Survival kit should contain:
Camp gas and stove.
Torches (preferably LED) batteries.
Firelighters and wood.
Dry foods and protein.
Get fit manual. (Can always burn)
Herbal teas and a camp kettle.
First aid kits and medicines.
Important documents. (Can always burn)
Sleeping bag. (Can always burn)
Possibly a manual on how to resort turning back into a Viking.
A porn mag or two.
Plenty of tobacco and rizlas.
Tinned fruit. (Contains heavy metals)
Both will want to kill you.
Burning sleeping bag because it is a good place to hide the porn.