The frying pan test
Jim and Kay shared a flat,
Separate rooms,didn't want a brat.
Well thats what they told Jim's mum when she came to stay.
But Jim's mum was suspicious,what more can I say.
After she had gone the frying pan they could not find,
A week passed and Jim missed his crispy bacon rind.
He rang his mum and asked her if she had moved it.
"Ah yes, I hid it in your bed,you're sleepimg with Kay and I've proved it !"