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Widows

 

Women are constantly thinking

of things their husbands

need to do

and so this stimulation

fires the brain cells

and keeps their minds active

and engaged

 

thus they do not age

as quickly as men

it is only when the man dies off

that women change

and become depressed

since they are left with no one

to tell what to do

 

the only way they can keep

their minds active and alert

is to go on cruises

and spend the deceased man's money

as if there was no tomorrow

 

they eat

they sing

they dance

and flirt with strangers

 

having the time of their lives

payback for all the years

they suffered

at the hands of a smelly man.

 

 

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Comments

Philipos

Sun 3rd Nov 2019 09:01

How unkind to speak of the fairer sex so when some just morph into miserable old moos and then rue the day they ever met the guy etc etc etc - I think of course about Cleopatra - who clutched an asp to her breast before she'd got undressed and the films they made about it. Women used to rule the world according to the Greek muses - just ask Don from Oz (and of course Thalia) - plus they used to drink all the asses milk perhaps with an additive or too just so as to spur them on and then they soaked in a tub full of the stuff while others had to scratch around full of grime. Where would we be without our history is a complete mystery to us all. I'm going into hiding now before that beefy bird around the corner tries to bosh me one. P. ?

<Deleted User> (22444)

Sat 2nd Nov 2019 12:19

Ha, perhaps true for some.

d.knape

Sat 2nd Nov 2019 12:14

ingest in jest!

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