Eulogy for an ex-CIA Agent

You fell out the kicked window

What did that look like?

You jumped out the pushed window

What did that feel like?

You leapt from the punched window

Really?

Killing the monkeys in the lab must have upset you huh?

Didn't you learn that first you have to kill your feelings?

You big sissy.

Wait, you sailed out the manhandled window?

Can we take this step by step please?

They gave you acid huh...and your shit fell out.

Was the window oscillating?

ARE YOU A MAN?

DAMMIT

ANSWER ME…

shh…

Speak quietly…

this line may be bugged…

You swan dived out the shoved window

 

And then we scattered your ashes

like your brains.