Eulogy for an ex-CIA Agent
You fell out the kicked window
What did that look like?
You jumped out the pushed window
What did that feel like?
You leapt from the punched window
Killing the monkeys in the lab must have upset you huh?
Didn't you learn that first you have to kill your feelings?
You big sissy.
Wait, you sailed out the manhandled window?
Can we take this step by step please?
They gave you acid huh...and your shit fell out.
Was the window oscillating?
ARE YOU A MAN?
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You swan dived out the shoved window
And then we scattered your ashes
like your brains.