"Masochistic lonely widow

seeks rip off merchant

for sex and violation.

Anything goes, leading to

deprivation of funds.

Has previous experience of con men

unlimited private income,

can spot a liar a mile away.

Enjoys the charade of brief courtships

the sharing of company.

I always carry a weapon. "




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Don Matthews

Tue 15th Oct 2019 22:48

Oh bother Ray, I'm an avid high street postcard-shop-looker but didn't see anything like this pop out at me. Sorry I missed her. you think she would've appreciated some Skippy verse as we were 'doing it'?.....😛

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Tue 15th Oct 2019 21:51

Well thanks Lisa and Jason , appreciated likes.

Thanks Hannah, you may well be right. It is sad when people reveal themselves in this way.


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Hannah Collins

Tue 15th Oct 2019 19:18

So sad but often true. Very well observed.


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Tue 15th Oct 2019 17:59

A double whammy Don I think you've got it bad. The lady in question only operates locally but over here we stick cards in newsagents. Poet seeks lady for poetic satisfaction etc....

Be my guest Kate. Life can be strange. Glad you enjoyed it


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Don Matthews

Tue 15th Oct 2019 14:30

Dear masochist lady
I offer me to you
I love a bit of sex bang bang
Plus whips and chains (these too)

I'd like a brief-like courtship
I tell the truth, not lie
Your body is your weapon? yes?
I just can't wait to try 😋

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Kate G

Tue 15th Oct 2019 10:18

Ray, this is FANTASTIC! Very, very clever. I'd love to pop this on a dating site for fun.😀

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Don Matthews

Mon 14th Oct 2019 22:41

Cutting edge stuff Ray. I like it....

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