A rubbish job for Boris
Boris was looking for a new place to work
Long term unemployment was beginning to lurk.
But an opportunity arose in the town he did live,
Two good references to the council he did give.
He secured the job of litter warden at the park.
It was an early start,Boris was up with the lark.
"What training do I get,I don't want to do anything wrong?"
"None,"said his new boss"You'll pick it up as you go along."