Can we get on a little faster

Said the leavers to remain

This whole thing is a disaster

And it’s driving us insane

The Germans and the Belgians

And that other lot in France

Are incensed at our rebellion

And pathetic Brexit dance

Can we, can’t we, can we

Can’t we end this Euromance

Will we, won’t we, will we

Won’t we do the Brexit dance

 

It could have been so easy

If we’d started right away

But it got a little sleazy

‘Cause some MPs want to stay

Though maybe they have reason

When they say that leaving’s wrong

And bandy words like treason

In their parliament’ry throng

Can we, can’t we, can we

Can’t we end this Euromance

Will we, won’t we, will we

Won’t we do the Brexit dance

 

The arguments offend us

For they frankly can’t agree

It really is horrendous

There’s no end that I can see

The Commons are in turmoil

And the Lords in disarray

How I wish that this infernal

Row would simply go away

Can we, can’t we, can we

Can’t we end this Euromance

Will we, won’t we, will we

Won’t we do the Brexit dance