Hitler Phones Talking Cat

 

Hitler wants to phone a cat

Wants to, needs to, gotta

I think he's got a screw loose

I think he's lost it, shotta

 

Flippant I can freely be

Cos Hitler doesn't know me

(Unless he's got a spy in WOL)

I'll flippant write for you/me

 

Meow.....

 

(Catspeak for 'oh my dog'....)

 

Don Matthews September 2019