HOW THE OTHER HALF LIVE
Eva and Stanley are on sun loungers
Derek and his mongrel have had a bad night in Wigan
Eva and Stanley have a 3000 dollar a night cabin
the weather wasn't kind to Derek and his sleeping bag is soaked through
Eva and Stanley are sailing from Gibraltar on the Queen of the Seas
Derek tries to find a hostel to dry off; he is hungry and has a nasty cough.
Eva and Stanley are enjoying a glass of Bollinger as they gaze out to an azure sea.
The soles of Derek's shoes are worn through
Eva and Stanley are considering their options for the day
some light gambling at the roulette wheel, indoor ping pong,
then a show in the evening after dinner at the captain's table.
Derek has had an accident in his pants, his eyes are sore and his elbows are aching.
Eva and Stanley decide to have sex, doggy style.
Derek has found a discarded copy of yesterday's Times,
he looks up the holiday page, uses it to hold a half-eaten burger he has found
in a bin at the back of a hotel and dreams on.