The patients wait patiently for his dulcet tones
He sits there with headset and microphone
Most maybe sick and lying in bed
But they still can’t wait to hear Ranting Reg

If it’s cricket scores you want to hear
Or old music remixed and well stirred
Lie back, tune in, just give it a whirl
and listen to Ranting Reg

Ranting Reg knows his stuff
Of Ranting Reg can’t get enough
He plays the grooves, he has the moves
and ranting is his thing

But tragedy is behind the smile
that for it you’d walk 500 miles
Love him or hate him he carries on
though he’s had a life thats really tough
His invisible fans also have it rough
When listening to Ranting Reg

So lend an ear and give him time
If you don’t catch his show
you can always rewind
Even though you may not know it’s there
Ranting Reg gets everywhere
A request Mr Watts??
The Urban Poet 2019