JULIA THE PECULIAR
I speak of Julia the Peculiar
whose female subjects could not
have been unrulier.
Their grievances and demands
were more than met
with macho men under permanent threat.
The tables were turned on the male elite
who were under the thumb
and under Julia if the fancy took her
but commonly spat upon,
jeered at in the street.
Parlament was held uner party whip
with chains to restrain the joes and janes
who pretended to her throne as a goal,
and all was well in the fields and towns
as long as the men knew their place.
Punishments were most severe
for those whose attire imitated the ladies
deemed subversive and unsuitably queer.
So in the time of Julia the Peculiar
when the tables were turned
many books and bras were burned,
no more were women regarded as slaves.
But Julia's reign was sadly short lived,
rejected by most as a suicide mission.
She passed away in a nursing home
and the rest we'll agree is false history.