Two apes having a head-to-head:
"It's friggin' absurd!" one of them said,
"Eight million species inhabit this earth,
Balancing nature and proving their worth;
But look at those creatures that are called 'man':
Ruining our planet as fast as they can;
They've polluted our air and poisoned the seas;
Their revolting habits cause death by disease!
Some of them perish with nothing to eat;
While others toss food into bins on the street.
Because of his skin tone, they'll murder a brother,
Yet we know that one is the same as another!"
His fellow-ape frowned, "But why all this fuss?"
" 'cause those silly beings claim to descend from us!"