She was at a table alone dressed in pink,

Disgustingly drunk swigging her drink.

My wife and  I  were at a celebration at Haslingden High,

When the lady looked up and shouted,"He was my number one guy!"

"Is that right? said my wife."You randy git !"

"Yeh ,she took to drink right after we split.

"She's never been sober since it all went wrong."

"Beats me ,"said my wife"how she could celebrate for soo long."