Slow down you drive to fast!

Dave was racing down the M65 ,

Going really fast and lucky to be alive.

He was pulled over by a cop who was ready for his break,

Hankering for his coffee and his carrot cake.

"Hope you've got a good excuse for going so fast.

I looked at my speedo and I was truly aghast !"

"Well years ago my wife ran away with a cop,

Thought you were bringing her back,didn't want to stop!"

I certainly haven't heard that one before,

I'll give you a caution ,don't speed any more !"



◄ Paralytic Patrick

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