Slow down you drive to fast!
Dave was racing down the M65 ,
Going really fast and lucky to be alive.
He was pulled over by a cop who was ready for his break,
Hankering for his coffee and his carrot cake.
"Hope you've got a good excuse for going so fast.
I looked at my speedo and I was truly aghast !"
"Well years ago my wife ran away with a cop,
Thought you were bringing her back,didn't want to stop!"
I certainly haven't heard that one before,
I'll give you a caution ,don't speed any more !"