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The XYZ of FF+ and Other Sexual Fripperies

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The XYZ of FF+ and Other Sexual Fripperies

 

Source idea: John Coopey 'LBGTQIA+'

 

WOL's Coopey is at it again

Giving us some alphabetic twat

To hide from the public and mystify

Sexual idiosyncrasies we got

 

(e.g. Figgles and Fannys......)

 

I'm gonna try demystify

What I can of Coops strange alphabet

Adding some more that I've thought of

Two that haven't occurred to Coops yet

 

One thing that I like about WOL

If you hide sex in alphas ABC

You can mystify yet get away with murder

Cos murder's up WOL's alley you see

 

Here are two additions to Coops alphas

Figgles and Fannys are FF

Standing for sexual interaction

'Tween man and a woman (Jeff/Steph)

 

(J and S - two members of the FF set......)

 

I shudder to think there's decrepits

Who'll deficate in ladies bags

The bag (as you've guessed) will get heavy and saggy

So to alpha (and anonymize) thems BAGSAGS

 

I've forgotten to talk mathematics

I'd apply it to case FF plus

Those who fuck, frantically forever

Perhaps it should be FFF (three F's), not plus?

 

I know what you lusty WOL's are thinking

FFF infinitum etcetera

If you go put yourself in the octaF set

(I think you've got a problem sex maniac.......)

 

So you see it is possible, it's easy

To hide, mystify, strange-type sex

Behind any alphabet combination

With divide, minus, plus after X

 

I've just come across a new strange one

Three letters just GWM

Naively I thought Genetic Wheat Modification?

But no, Grind With Me (women/men)

 

I thank (blame) Mr Coops for this enlightenment

For showing what alphabets hide

I've no inborn interest in BAGSAG

But FF+, done years with pride

 

PostScript

Many thanks to John Coopey for providing good wholesome family fun for use as source material.

 

Don Matthews July 2019

 

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Don Matthews

Sun 28th Jul 2019 08:21

No Adam, no I won't
Delete my XYZ
It took a lot of whirring round
Of neurons in my head

As long as one don't break
The Ethics Code of WOL
A poet can express themself
And not be sent on hol

Oh, neurons also tell me
They would not be too pleased
With all the work that they put in
If XYZ was ceased........

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Adam Rabinowitz

Sun 28th Jul 2019 06:23

No don't delete. I have none the like but will try to find some words that strike clarity to all that is hidden and show that people will do what people are bidden.

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Don Matthews

Sat 27th Jul 2019 23:58

I could delete my ditty
(To whom Coopey I blame)
I notice he's been chastised
Should I then risk the same?

They say to learn a lesson
From what you might do
So the ditty's got no likes?
And no comments too?

This itself is lesson
In future what I write
Stay away from sexyness
And stay well clear of shite

(And avoid being infected by Coops....)



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