Mary Had Wristwatch (anyway, who started this nursery rhyme caper?)

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Mary Had Wristwatch

Mary had a wristwatch
She lost it in the hay
She doesn't know what time it went
Or what time was the lay

This did cause Mary much concern
Imagine, minus watch
Until she heard strange ticking sound
Coming from her crotch


Mummy....there's nothing in my book about a watch?

Don Matthews July 2019

◄ Can This Be Classed An Affliction ?

Shit! WOL's Raining Rhymers ►


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Don Matthews

Sat 6th Jul 2019 14:23

I have a sneaking 'spicion
It's you, Jason, to blame
Infecting hallowed WOL site
With silly nursery games....?

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Jason Bayliss

Sat 6th Jul 2019 14:12

Love it ???

Wicked nursery rhymes are go!

J. x

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Don Matthews

Sat 6th Jul 2019 12:49

Constant rhymes keep coming
However they're not penned
We've moved into technology
Keyboarded, then press SEND ?

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Don Matthews

Sat 6th Jul 2019 12:45

Leon now you mention
Mary did give yell
Seems your little mouse did
Make her drop her cell

Not only was her wristwatch lost
She didn't hear her cell
Ringing for arrangements
For next lay-sell

(This is deteriorating fast Leon. Why did you let your little mouse on the loose?.....)

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Sat 6th Jul 2019 10:59

hickory-dickory-docking Don, do you happen to have seen my pet mouse anywhere by chance? ?

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Brian Maryon

Sat 6th Jul 2019 09:33

Constant Rhymes Are Penned

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