This Ain't No Aussie Launchpad Don

Preamble

I'd like to see more humour on the site. To me it needs a re-balance.

 

Things seem so unbalanced

I'm drowning in despair

I need come up for humour

I need come up for air

 

But Don this ain't no launchpad

For Aussies seeking fun

We're British, Queen-like, serious

When all is said and done

 

I hear some of you saying

(10,000 miles away)

But Don I DO write humour

To you I bow down, pray

 

I've read your contributions

Enjoyed them, but gosh, fark

We need more of them from you

To brighten up WOL's dark

 

I do make Aussie rockets

Full of humour, cheer

I do enjoy our launchpad

Thank God WOL you are here

 

We'll give you launching rights Don

Just don't make them explode

Don't wanna clear the launch site

From payload overload

 

(Only non-explosive fully Australian-

 

made rockets used now)

 

Don Matthews June 2019