I’m not radical, controversial or bad
UnInteresting, a mess, or completely mad
I admit to sometimes being the sad
Boring little old me

I’m not a Goth, gay, a punk or a follower 
of any group, icon, not a self pity wallower
I’m not big, or tall or tiny like a Borrower
I’m just boring little old me

I’ve never been trapped in
Or had secrets in a closet
Been in a bank and tried to rob it
Lived a fantasy life like you see in The Hobbit
I’m just boring little old me

But now I’ve written a verse or three
It’s lifted a cloud and now I can see
That maybe I’m not boring little old me
But a straightforward, normal, human B
But maybe that’s boring?
The Urban Poet 2019