Okay, you've got the picture, you've got the merged poem (below).  Clearly, the mad, evil  Dr. Van Kinston has been up to his old tricks again.   But, who's been cross-fertilising with whom?

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In restaurants we argue

over which of us will pay for your funeral

 The Sergeant-major, filled with rage,

Attacked the Sergeant at this stage,

 though the real question is

whether or not I will make you immortal.

 "You careless swab! jump to it smart.

Oh strewth! You break my blinkin 'eart!"

 At the moment only I

can do it and so

 The Sergeant, starting in to cuss

over the plate of beef fried rice

 "You lazy, lumberin', bosseyed lout!

Who chucked this crimson fruit about?"

 and plunge it into your heart.

There is a faint pop, a sizzle

LAST MONTH'S ANSWERS

Several people emailed the correct answer to me last month. The two individual poets and poems combined by Dr. Van Kinston were… (Drum roll)

Pam Ayres – I wish I’d looked after my teeth

Ted Hughes – Pike