Biblical Joke

Old Noah was a good and pious fella,

Too bad he did not own an umbrella!

instead he had to build an arc; oh the terror!

and all that due to a slight grammatical error.

 

He wished to proclaim his faith- this humble bloke-

in every way known; but aramaic was all he spoke!

So he decided to hire a tutor of the English tongue,

who could correct and teach him right from wrong.

 

He finally one sunny day trying to impress the Lord

cried "Long may You rain!" mispronouncing a word

gazing proudly up at the skies he beckoned at God

which, alas, was what prompted a long, hard flood!

 

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Mae Foreman

Sun 26th May 2019 20:10

Indeed! I wonder what did they say to her, dear Jennifer?! 😂 Anyway, I'm glad you liked it!
English Teachers! You gotta love them!
Thanks for reading 🎈
Mae

jennifer Malden

Sun 26th May 2019 20:04

Lovely! Made my Sunday! Have a friend who, when staying in London rang room service and complained there were no 'shits' on the bed!!!!!! I would have liked to know what they said to her. English teachers have great responsibility.

Jennifer

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Mae Foreman

Sun 26th May 2019 17:02

Dear MC, my utmost respect for all the martyrs of this world whether they belong to the folk lore, the bible, history, religion, fiction or anything!
Thank you 🎈
Mae

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M.C. Newberry

Sun 26th May 2019 14:49

Fun stuff on a biblical scale! Thanks.
It's clear from such a mealy-mouthed slip
That old Noah was a bit of a drip! 😇

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Mae Foreman

Sun 26th May 2019 13:02

Wow! Really? I'm glad you enjoyed! Sadly, I 'm rarely in a whimsical mood but I'll try to write more funny stuff! Thank you so so much! 🎈
Mae

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Sun 26th May 2019 12:43

Mae
this is an absolute gem - I defy anyone to read it and not squeal with
laughter.
You have hurt my throat - and made lunch late 😀😀

next one please.
Dorothy

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Mae Foreman

Sun 26th May 2019 12:33

Even better🎈

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Jason Bayliss

Sun 26th May 2019 12:03

Regular laugh this time 😁

J. x

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Mae Foreman

Sun 26th May 2019 11:50

Ah, dear Jason! I live to amuse! Out of curiosity was it a snort-laugh or a regular one? I'm joking! I'm glad I put a smile on your face!
Thank you🎈
Mae

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Mae Foreman

Sun 26th May 2019 11:47

He was rather expecting a different kind of reign!
Thank you for stopping by Don!🎈
Mae

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Jason Bayliss

Sun 26th May 2019 11:45

Well, there's my Sunday morning laugh provided, thank you very much Mae.😁

J. x

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Don Matthews

Sun 26th May 2019 11:29

Well I'll be, you've filled in a gap
In my vacant and irreligious brain
I did not know Noah lacked a brolly
It seems he wasn't expecting God's reign. 😎

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