Old Noah was a good and pious fella,
Too bad he did not own an umbrella!
instead he had to build an arc; oh the terror!
and all that due to a slight grammatical error.
He wished to proclaim his faith- this humble bloke-
in every way known; but aramaic was all he spoke!
So he decided to hire a tutor of the English tongue,
who could correct and teach him right from wrong.
He finally one sunny day trying to impress the Lord
cried "Long may You rain!" mispronouncing a word
gazing proudly up at the skies he beckoned at God
which, alas, was what prompted a long, hard flood!