'Caravan Man'
āCaravan Manā
Caravan, oh, caravan!
You court a certain breed of man.
Who ācanvassedā (once), āThe Great Outdoorsā
but now he favours plywood floors!
The lure of towing, out of town.
Of āpitching upā and winding down.
Al-fresco lunches, cups of tea.
Of āVannersā camararderie.
Reversing in, (if āthings get tenseā)
so often gains an audience.
Circled Campfires: lots to drink. -
Sounds of laughter; glasses āchinkā!
Time for bed, and good times, had!,
The āvannerā, now a āboozy ladā
returns to base and staggers in.
Itās bloody hot (- itās made of tin!)
His bed is still a seat so, he
attempts āconversion therapyā.
and (boosted by inebriation)
strives to solve the situation.
Easier said than ever done.
(All part of caravanning āfunā!)
āCushions-jigsawā; soon knee-deep,
he has a go, then falls asleep!
As seasons turn, such āvannersā age
and tend to reach another stage.
For some, the change is automatic.
All ātoured-outā, they buy a static !
And so, devoid of touring-strife,
they settle into āstatic lifeā.
Flowing water, en-suite loos.
āDecking-sunsetsā, plied with booze.
Thereās many things, theyāll never miss
- like āporta-loosā (that ātake the pissā!)
and awnings raised- whilst partners nag
(so named, āDivorces in a Bagā!).
For most, a staticās āoh, so niceā.
Their āBolt-hole, chill-out paradiseā!
Yet, some canāt shake that āurge to roamā.
āEx-staticā - with a motor-home!
John Andrew Nield
Sun 19th May 2019 10:43
Thanks for that, Jason. Glad you enjoyed it.