Shit! I've Lost My Privacy


Having fallen off a ladder and landed myself in hospital I am at the complete mercy of the nurses


Shit! I've lost my privacy

Don't like it, I'm not happy

Exposed myself from head to toe

For everyone to see


Don't worry Don we don't give toss

Whate'er you show to us

We nurses, docs have seen it all

Don't care, no need to fuss


Now getting used to nurses

Pulling up my jocks

Am feeling bit more comfortable 

Now gotten over shock


Don Matthews. 16 May 2019

◄ Hospital

Orangutan ►


<Deleted User> (21487)

Thu 16th May 2019 18:20

You are back on form - wonderful.


<Deleted User> (21818)

Thu 16th May 2019 14:30

Look on the bright side and enjoy the extra attention.? Seriously, I hope your back on your feet soon!!! A rhyme a day, keeps the blues away.

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keith jeffries

Thu 16th May 2019 13:49


Be careful mate, some of those nurses can be too handy. Get well soon.

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Graham Sherwood

Thu 16th May 2019 12:17

Keep rhyming to them Don, they'll kick you out of there in no time!!



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