National Limerick Day

An old woman feeling quite drastic,

Undid her knicker elastic,

To allow some airflow,

To her, "Down below,"

Which she told passers by felt fantastic

◄ Little Birds

A Thousand Miles ►


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Jason Bayliss

Mon 13th May 2019 00:46

I stand corrected mate, hats off.


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Graham Sherwood

Mon 13th May 2019 00:13

When cold irony measures the weather

hot temper may throw us together

we’ll duel with long words

inappropriately absurd

then fly away light as a feather

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Jason Bayliss

Mon 13th May 2019 00:00

No, quite right Graham and I have to confess I can't write a serious Limerick, I have tried but Limericks just lend themselves to humour don't they??


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Martin Elder

Sun 12th May 2019 23:03

Certainly had me chortling Jason

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Graham Sherwood

Sun 12th May 2019 22:04

Without sounding like the party pooper, I think it is a shame that most (if not all) Limericks are written to be funny.
Try writing a serious one. It's not as easy as you think.

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Jason Bayliss

Sun 12th May 2019 18:31

Thanks Jennifer.

I mean, you just have to don't you, it is national Limerick Day ?

J. x

jennifer Malden

Sun 12th May 2019 14:42

Loved this one! Glad someone else produced a Limerick!


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