Pregnancy Pill Earrings

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Pregnancy Pill Ear-rings


Chemists are quite clever

They've invented new ear-rings

That substitute for pregger pills



My poem might sound flippant

But they come infused

With synthetic hormones

Which are then so used...


To pass through lobe into the blood

To act the same as pill

You have to wear the clip-on sort

Pierced-ear ones don't fit bill


The Journal of Controlled Release

Details this new invention

By chemists in the USA

Relieves forgot-pill tension


Don Matthews March 2019


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<Deleted User> (21818)

Sat 13th Apr 2019 15:51

Hi Don...only you could write on such a subject. Well Done!?

<Deleted User> (21487)

Sat 13th Apr 2019 13:39

I too thought that this was 'Dons Aussie Humour'
but it's for real mmmmmm. We live and learn.


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Don Matthews

Sat 13th Apr 2019 10:45


I know at times I'm flippant
At times I even joke
But this invention's serious
From here that I have spoke

Now that you've come to mention it
The chemists I will ask
To come up with patch-watch maybe?
Sperm-neutralizing task?

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keith jeffries

Sat 13th Apr 2019 10:24

Well Don, humanity marches on but does anyone know the direction in which we are travelling. At first I thought this was a joke but you have convinced me of its veracity. I wonder if men can buy a similar item of jewellrey to neutralise sperm.


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