Chainsaw Robber

 

A man has been nabbed stealing chainsaws

By shoving the blade down his pant

It's in the USA California

So I can rhyme my last line, steal you can't

 

Imagine the shock that his pecker

Would get if it had electric start

And the on/off switch suddenly got switched on

Gosh! his pecker and body would part

 

The CCTV here shows the robbery

The blade going down in his pant

The video's been posted on Facebook

No, stealing in California you can't

 

Don Matthews April 2019