I love the vibe in bingo halls

the excitement when the caller calls

especially when he drops his balls

"bingo "she shouts ..false alarm

everyone loves a false alarm

all apart from loon who said bingo

she wants to die 

her sister wants to cry

all eyes on her 

I mean all eyes down 

then the same woman gets a full house

they call out her number she squeaks like a mouse

chokes on a polo the caller calls on

by the time she can claim it  the moment has gone

bingo disaster unlucky you see

I know the feeling ..that woman is me